I used to be a kid who ‘was going places’ but then I joined Tumblr
The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event, and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.
According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
that awkward moment when you reblog something you didn’t mean to reblog and you stress to delete it before anyone sees it
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.and vodka