unbeliefs:

me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat

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Posted 12 hours ago

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zodiacsociety:

The first word you see is your other-half’s zodiac sign!
It’s the one you are subconsciously attracted to the most.
Which zodiac sign did you see first?

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sorry:

I used to be a kid who ‘was going places’ but then I joined Tumblr

(Source: sorry, via asian)

Posted 17 hours ago

thekidshouldseethis:

Water Balloons Falling (and Bouncing) in Slow Motion.

Rewatch the video.

landorus:

my #1 turn on is fast downloading

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Posted 2 days ago

silohouettes:

The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event, and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

(Source: simplefoetus, via randomness-is-epic)

Posted 3 days ago

wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

image

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Posted 3 days ago

eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor

(Source: sandandglass, via 10knotes)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy, via ifyoulaugh)

Posted 4 days ago

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia, via asian)

Posted 6 days ago

feat:

that awkward moment when you reblog something you didn’t mean to reblog and you stress to delete it before anyone sees it 

(Source: feat, via asian)

Posted 1 week ago
  • me:im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
  • me:gets in bed
  • me:how was earth created
  • me:who made microwaves
  • me:how does the internet even work
  • me:i'm hungry
  • me:feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
  • me:remembers 73 unfinished tasks
  • me:too tired to sleep
  • Posted 1 week ago

    croutoncat:

    i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday

    (via asian)

    Posted 1 week ago

    wonnderr-lusttt:

    looow-tus:

    undftdaniel:

    defend-sissy-boy-emo:

    jadelyn:

    holypuckingcow:

    abbysetcetera:

    Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

    and mixing them with vodka

    At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

    And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

    Because you have to work.

    and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

    and vodka

    (Source: asexualarmin, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

    Posted 1 week ago